Saturday, October 30, 2010

Woot!

Today I placed third in my very first writing contest.  I thought I would post it here for the masses. The rules were that it had to be horror, as little gore as possible, and less than 2010 words.


Hunger

Jackson, an average middle aged guy, opened his eyes to the warmth of the summer sun and the sweet smell of barbecue being cooked over charcoal. His whole body ached, especially the back of his head and neck. That, of course, was before he felt the heaviness of a dull ache beneath his left knee. Jackson lifted his head with monumental effort and managed to prop himself up on his elbows in the grass underneath him. He looked down to his aching leg and saw that it was a bandaged stump below the knee. That was when the burning feeling began and Jackson screamed at the sudden onslaught of pain.

The screams of anguish caught the attention of a man who casually walked over to where Jackson lay crying. The man was dressed in dirty jeans and a flannel shirt with an apron that read, “Kiss the Cook.” hanging on his neck. The approaching man's face reminded Jackson of every children's predator he had seen on television. There was something haunting about his eyes that would make neighbors look twice and hug their kids tight.

“Well, hello there sleepy head. Sorry about that bump, Joel hit you pretty hard with that rifle.” The man spoke in a calm and generic accent. He carried himself like he was commanding a board room and putting on a corporate show. “Glad you could join us for some lunch.”

Jackson tried to speak, but only stammered as he looked around taking in his surroundings. The man in the apron took this as a cue, “Settle down now, there is no need to get all excited. The good news is you aren’t dead, but if you get all excited it will make you taste bitter as hell. My name is Clyde. You have my word we are going to take good care of you. After all, with the power out and no ice, we have to keep you alive so the meat stays fresh.” Clyde grinned, ”Here, have a piece of leg.” He crouched in front of Jackson and turned to take a plate from another man. In the haze of Jackson’s shock, the smell of the meat on the plate smelled delicious and sweet causing him to salivate. That was when the vomit came.

As Jackson wretched, he thought the act appropriate for the circumstances he found himself. Several months ago he had been a guard dog trainer living alone on a small compound in the middle of nowhere. For a long while, it had just been him and the twelve German Shepherds in training for acres and acres. The closest neighbors where usually seen around the common lake where fishing and story exchanges were regular occurrences.

All of that was before the televisions and radios broadcast the end of everything and then died themselves. The dead had begun to rise all around the world and no one knew why. The last broadcasts warned everyone to stay away from metropolitan areas and to seek shelter in rural communities for as long as they could survive. There had been several hunting lodges gathered a couple of miles down the road. Their owners, and likely squatters, had headed there as ordered.

It hadn't been hunting season for anything during the outbreak. After a few zombies had walked out of the lake the fish became an unacceptable risk for most, especially once a few zombies had been shot and left drifting in the water. No one knew if the water was contaminated, so no one took the risk. Jackson had stockpiled lots of supplies that seemed to be running out quickly. Then, one of his dogs disappeared.

Jackson had been practically raised in the woods. He was not lacking as a hunter or tracker, so there was little problem finding the trail of his dog and the bootprints that made a kill site. Jackson followed the trail to the nearest gathering of hunter cabins and watched from a safe distance. There on the ground was his closest neighbor staked near a large barbecue pit. Her arms and one leg were missing. He she was still alive since he could hear her sobbing softly from where he hid. The were men and women who let loose with an occasional bout of laughter as they ate at the picnic table in the center of the cabin gathering. As Jackson surveyed the scene with a dread understanding, his plan had begun to form.

It had taken two painfully slow weeks for Jackson to put his plan into motion. That plan had gotten him on his back in a patch of grass, an amputated leg, and a psycho with a plate full of human barbecue standing in front of him.

“Eww. Well, don't worry about the mess fella. Just about everyone pukes eventually,” called one of the other men from the picnic table. Jackson looked that way to see a balding man with glasses and a mouth smeared with sauce.

Jackson turned back to the man crouched in front of him,”Why? Why in the name of God are you doing this to me?”

“Oh, hell mister we were desperate. We’re all from the city. What the hell did any of us know about hunting? Clyde shook his finger at Jackson, “What we are doing to you, it’s nothing personal. Do you think any of this is by choice? It's not about what we want to do mister. It's about what we had to do.”

Clyde looked toward the picnic table, “Look over there, see those people? We could be all that's left.” He looked back down and craned his head toward Jackson a little further. “We want to live as much as you do. Maybe we just want to do it a little bit more. All of us brought our families out here because that’s what the broadcasts told us to do. But like I said, what did we know about hunting? People, on the other hand, those we know how to lure and bait. Usually it was with friendly conversation and an invitation. Other times, it was a bonk on the head like with you.”

“Families?” Jackson coughed. “Where are all the kids?” He had been watching them for two weeks and knew only the men and women at the table were in the cabins.

Clyde's response was to stand up and angrily throw the plate of barbecue at Jackson's face. As the man turned to walk away he stopped and looked back over his shoulder. “Like I said mister, we were desperate.” Clyde continued back to the table and took his seat next to a disheveled looking woman filling her mouth with food.

Jackson looked to the table and counted eight men and women. Leaning back into the grass he began to laugh through his pain and the ideas filling his head. This clearly agitated the cannibals dining on his leg. They all began to slowly get up from the table to get a closer look at the confusing sight of the laughing man.

One of the younger men looked scared and pointed at Jackson with a shaky finger, “That dude is seriously mental man! How the hell can he be laughing?”

In response, Jackson let loose with a piercing whistle normally reserved for women passing a construction site. It was all that was needed for the carnage to begin. For two weeks Jackson had been watching these predators. He had witnessed two more neighbors butchered while he hid in silent observance. During that time, he had also been sneaking into their cabins when they were all away searching for their next meal. No one bothered to lock their doors anymore. Jackson had stolen small items of clothing from each cabin, things no one would miss, and it was all he needed for his plan.

Each of his eleven remaining dogs had their target. The shepherds came charging from the nearby tree line and attacked as a single unit, just as they had been trained. The human filth never had time to reach for a rifle or knife before the dogs were on them and savagely dragging them to the ground. The bigger men went down the fastest with two dogs mauling each.

The dogs were relentless and seemed to know what, not who, they were attacking. The screams of their prey only spurred them on. None of them had eaten in the last few days and the warm crimson clinging to their muzzles urged on the wild in them all. It was not over quickly, it was not over cleanly, but the screaming it caused was the herald of justice being served.

Clyde lay close to him, ripped and bleeding, one of the dogs still grappling with a foot shaking all on its own. Jackson rolled to where Clyde lay sobbing and gurgling. It took nearly all the strength that Jackson still possessed to bring himself up to his knees and stare down at the shredded man in the apron.

“I'm sorry Clyde. It's not about what we want to do. It's about what we had to do.” Jackson let himself fall forward so his hands closed around the man’s neck, until even Clyde’s twitching foot lay still.


Thursday, October 28, 2010

Ring Ring.... Avon calling

The last week has been anything but productive. It is time to change that and get back to my NaNoWriMo project.  The last post about my upcoming novel was a teaser about the Cerbera and how they relate to vampires who want to be fashionable and use their mystical powers too.

This leads into today's topic about some of those mystical powers. There are some universal powers like strength, dexterity, and empathic know-how. For more distinguishable and specific powers I will be using Calls of _____. These calls can range from mild to major and will help define clans, progenitors, and will allow me to do some pretty heavy "butt kick" when I need to.  Please don't get the wrong idea, even small powers could have big uses. One of my characters may have the ability to barely move tiny things with their mind, but realize that blood vessels in the brain are those same very tiny things. Here are a few of the ones I am working on/with now...

Call of Blood: a defining characteristic of the Dracula Guard and the Vampire Lords that allows them to shape objects from blood. Some Calls of Blood require direct contact with blood while others require only it's presence. An example would be vampire noble coughing up blood and forming it into swords to fight with. The Dracula are masters of the Call of Blood with Selkhet using pools of blood to shoot chains at someone or bind them and Fenrir forming two wolves made from blood to fight at his side.


Call of Tide: a defining characteristic of the Atlantean ruling clans allowing for manipulation of salt water the same way the Call of Blood acts on blood. In addition, the most powerful of the clans will have some degree of manipulation over bodies of fresh water such as a river suddenly rushing or a tidal wave inside a lake.

Call of Flesh: a general charateristic of most high ranking vampire and Atlantean clans that allows them to empathic/telepathically communicate with someone they have tasted the blood/water of.  With this ability a vampire can communicate with humans, other creatures, or their own progeny/clan.

Call of Path: an ability present to a small degree in all canids (werewolves) that allows them to see the paths available to them. Think of this as the instinct of always knowing which way to run or if you can really make that jump to safety.  In the heat of battle you would instantly know the path of least resistance. For a vampire, this ability expands to also allow them to send out their consciousness along a surface and follow it. They would also see the hidden paths within a circulatory system or network of sewer drains. It sounds like a minor power, but I look forward to showing it's potential.

I also have the Call of Travel which will not be for the squemish, the Call of Nightmare which will act much as you can probably imagine, and the Call of Soul which I hope I can do justice to in the future.

There will be other abilities too. Each sub-species of vampire will have unique abilities and I will be using their environments to help define them. A couple of examples are Atlanteans will have abilities associated with sea life and the ocean, while gargoyles will have unique adaptations for life in caves.


To be continued...

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Loss leaves a hole that will never heal. Love leaves memories no one can steal.

When I made the decision to blog it was with the understanding that I wasn't going to include personal things. The only things going on my blog would be about my writing, yes sir! It was my own personal preference. Today, I changed my mind. What follows is very personal, but it also has a lot to do with my writing.

What most of you don't know is that I have a writing partner...had a writing partner. Her name was Acorn Kitty and yesterday she lost her battle with cancer.  For fourteen years she was a faithful loving friend and constant companion during long nights at the computer.  No design piece or story was ever completed without her approval. I had planned on taking off work most of November in order to complete NaNoWriMo. One of the things I was most looking forward to was cranking out my first novel with Acorn laying next to the keyboard. She was my "little one" and she was a great one. Acorn won't be knocking around or inspiring ideas with me anymore, but she will nonetheless remain the inspiration for the next step of my journey. You never failed me little girl and I promise I won't fail you.


Acorn Kitty (October 1996-October 2010)

Fourteen years ago a little scrap of a malnourished cat, covered in motor oil, walked inside the back door while groceries were being carried in. She walked right up to a 50lbs dog and pushed it away from its food bowl. After that she pushed the 20lbs cat away from its food bowl too. Once she had her fill she made herself to home and was one of the best friends you could have ever wanted. She was always there for us and today we were there for her. Go in peace Acorn Kitty.  We will miss you always.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Where did his underwear go?

One of the things I hate about the supernatural is that it is a rare case where clothes are explained. How many times have you watched a movie or read something where the fully clothed vampire turns to mist, slides under the door, reforms, and everything is just as it was on the other side including the cheap bat necklace? How about when a werewolf transforms and his clothes magically disappear or find themselves folded neatly on the floor? Now, before you say it, I am perfectly capable of suspending belief.  My complaint isn't about the abilities. If the bloodsuckers want to turn into mist or bats I am all for it, but that comes from their ability to change themselves not their clothes. I guess they are magical clothes right? Pfft, that's just lazy imaginations being bored.

"So what's your solution Mr. Smartypants?"  I will tell you my solution... the Cerbera. I don't want to give away too much about what the Cerbera are, but they will be filling a very important role in my novel.  They are to me what unstable molecules are to the Marvel Universe. If you are a high school chemistry student you know that unstable molecules are what go BOOM! in the night. However, if you are a comic fan, then you already know that Reed Richards (super-genius) of the Fantastic Four created suits made of unstable molecules after his team got their powers. The suits alter themselves at a molecular level when the wearer utilizes their power. That's how the Invisible Woman's uniform disappears along with her, Mr. Fantastic's uniform stretches when he does, and how the Human Torch isn't naked after every "Flame On!"

I know what you are thinking, but yes such a thing could exist fairly soon. It would most likely be made out of carbon with today's technology. Think about where we are at in clothing production. We are able to produce memory foams, adaptive camouflage, and regular clothing items that can be twisted, stretched, reshaped, super-heated, electrified, and then they go back to normal when they are no longer being stimulated into another form. If I take what we can actually make now for military use and sports apparel, add what physics says we could do (thank you Dr. Kakalios) and throw in a dash of vampire magic with a Spawn cape...POOF! I have the Cerbera. I am sure everyone that reads my novel will want one!

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Mommy, where do vampires come from?

Let's talk about vampires. First things first, forget everything you think you know about vampires because it doesn't match the original folklore. Stoker took a lot of liberties with his creation, by combining monsters, in order to write a romantically flawed, diversely enabled, angst riddled, romantic leading vampire.  The domesticated result, a century later, is all bloodsuckers feel bad about being vampire and we are left with glittering vampires teaching lessons on, of all things, abstinence.  My goal is to make vampires into vampires again.  I will be throwing in my own set of extras into the folklore, but rest assured even the good guys will still have fangs! 

The foundation of my vampire nation stems from my exploration of the word "dracula" and the leading theories on Atlantis. Dracula translates into "Son of the Dragon" and was the term given to those in an elite order of leaders who fought a Turkish invasion.  Each member added Dracul, dragon, to their name and began using various dragon symbols in crests, currency, and other items of state. Although use of the dragon guard was one of Stoker's liberties, I found it a really good bridge between what people "know" and my particular spin using Atlantis. 

Atlantis, according to current theory, was a highly advanced civilization during the Bronze age. Using that as my starting point I researched the known civilizations of the period, A LOT, and re-discovered the Babylonian creation myth of Tiamat. She was rendered as a powerful dragon/sea serpent and represented the ocean and seas. In the myth her grandchildren turned on the pantheon and Tiamat was forced to create eleven races of monsters with fang, wing, claw, or scale to battle them. Specifically named in the list of Tiamat's creations were sea serpents, mermen, scorpion men, and demons...making them all "Sons of the Dragon."

Are you beginning to see where I am going yet? I will be taking a ride through myth and history by connecting dragon inspired dots and using them to round out the timeline and culture of a civilization. Of course, I won't be beating readers in the face with all this at once and no one will have to know it in order to enjoy what they are reading. I will include the created history where it is needed to flesh things out and in a perfect world it will inspire readers to explore the real history on their own. 

Friday, October 8, 2010

And so it begins...

So now it's time to get down to business and start talking about my NaNoWriMo project. The blurb below will hopefully wet some appetites and start some momentum coming my way before November 1st. 

Dragons of Atlantis (working title)
For thousands of years they have waited, rebuilding their civilization, forging a horde of zombie warriors from humans lost at sea, and now Atlantis stands ready to attack. Before the full onslaught upon the surface world can begin, Atlantis must settle an ancient prophecy where the elite guard of their vampire cousins, the Dracula, will stand against them. Witnessing a recent zombie attack,  what remains of the Dracula recognize the signs of war and are in search of their leader, Draco, who has been hidden and imprisoned since the vampire civil war nearly a millennia ago. To ensure defeat of the surface world, Atlantis will try to exterminate the Dracula at any cost. To stop Atlantis, the Dracula will need to free their leader and unite an unwilling and divided vampire nation without causing another civil war. As Atlantis rises, loves will be lost, battle lines will be drawn, and for the surface world nothing will ever be the same.

Monday, October 4, 2010

What's In A Name?

I should probably explain the title of this blog. Originally, the blog was supposed to be called Zombies Are Crap At Knitting. I even had it posted for a while and all seemed well. Little did I know that someone had already staked their claim on the title of my blog. I did my research before picking the name but in the end Tina Seamonster had dibs.

I pondered, toiled, and often forgot to think about what new name I should choose. Sometimes inspiration is subtle and other times it punches you in the face and calls you names. I got punched.  Years ago, BEFORE the Matrix was released, I came up with a tag line used for a hair and fashion show extravaganza, "True artistry isn't thinking outside the box, it's realizing there is no box."  Now, I am not calling shenanigans on the W. Bros for using that damn spoon line in their movie but their people were there...all I'm sayin'.  

There is also a connection between the title and my childhood. One of my favorite Weekly Reader books was a story about a little girl with red hair who was able to transform a large cardboard box into anything with enough decoration and imagination. As a guy who grew up on a street with very few kids, it was my imagination or nothin' and I related to that character 100%.

So here we are once again realizing There Is No Box. I  am attempting to free myself from the confines I have allowed to form around me.  I made a good name for myself as an artist and designer before I had even graduated college. I was known for blending styles and doing things no one expected. In a time when others were still using Photoshop 1.0 in B/W, I was doing full color digital coloring in 3.0 and getting on the Adobe Design Team.

There is a long story about how the old me got lost down the winding roads of what he had to do, instead of what he wanted to do.  I have often found that what you have to do is a much straighter path than the curving one of what you want to do. Success/fulfillment is getting to your destination no matter the path chosen.

I'm ready for some twists and turns again.
JOE

Friday, October 1, 2010

It's ALIVE!

Today starts the countdown to NaNoWriMo for me. Over the next 30 days I will be filling my blog with all the details, ramblings, disasters, joys, and spotty research as I prepare for what is sure to be a significant religious experience. I have my bet on it being a lot like a rain of frogs.

I should apologize now for any grammatical errors.  One of the tenants going into NaNoWriMo is to let go and stop editing.  I am used to sitting several minutes writing and re-writing short emails so that they are clear and politically correct for my office.  My rule of thumb will be if spell check doesn't catch it, then it didn't happen. I will warn you all that my use of commas and inappropriate punctuation will provide endless distraction.  I am going to do my best to follow my stream of thought and I don't think too properly. As they would say in my native Arkansas, "Dims duh rwules, so ya gotsta stick toodum bestchykin."

Here we go! I can't wait to see where it takes us.
JOE